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En Passant - Laptop Sleeve
Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! Sleeve seems like an awkward term for this, but it's not really a "bag" now is it? And it's more than a folder, or binder-- not that you're bound to it. I dunno. Anyways, to prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. I know, right? PLUSH. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week! If you know what "En Passant" is, then you understand the pattern.
A little fun fact, just between us since you're a reader and actually like to know things--- you're a thinker too. SO, if you have 4 quarters, 4 nickels, 4 dimes, 2 dollar bills, 2 $10 bills, and 16 pennies.... you can play chess on this with those… maybe even make some money with it. There’s a video on it, but I’ll add the picture here too, so you can see that at least. It’s the one with the red border and letters all over it.
One side (dark) goes heads, and the light side is tails. To get heads and tails on the $1 and the $10, just roll them with the face showing, or with the building showing. Why are the heads in the dark? Because the building (Government) keeps the faces of the people there, while it seems to be all light, and move in ways that keep you blinded.
The QUARTERS are the ROOKS that hold the square down and imprison people. Good ol' Georgie boy, serving the castle.
The NICKELS (ol' T.J.) are the KNIGHTS. Everybody loves them, the people's champion, but... well... I'm not here to crush dreams, just to show you a chess trick.
ANYWAYS, FDR (Roosevelt) is on the dime-- the bishop, because the church leaders are the ones who are striking up "the new deals" and navigating this second world war (the war of the mind... 1st body or heaven, 2nd mind, 3rd heaven or body)...
The $10 (or any bill higher than a $1) is the QUEEN. It makes sense to use a $100, but not everyone's down to play with that. Those seem to have all of the power, BUT...
The $1 is the KING. All of the money on the board is rooted in that $1. A QUARTER is a Quarter of $1. The $10 is ten of the $1's.
The PENNIES are pawns. Don't act like you don't know why.
Depending on how much the Queen is worth, if you play for the board, you could make a decent chunk of change--- maybe even get a burger WITH CHEESE if you win!
OH, and if you don't know how to set the pieces up, where the red TAO logo is is where En Passant would take place. Two spaces behind that is where the Black/Dark PEOPLE's Pawn goes... and behind that is the Black/Dark PEOPLE's King on that white square.
Makes you wish you had a laptop. You don't need one, you can just keep change in the bag, and ask people if they have a $10 and a $1 and play for the board. Depending on that queen, you could buy a laptop in a day or two, depending on how many games you win. Win 3 games at $100 per queen, $1 per king, and you've made at least $303 that day. Playing chess. Why 3 games? If you beat someone out of $100, they're probably going to play you again to get it back.
• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China
Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! Sleeve seems like an awkward term for this, but it's not really a "bag" now is it? And it's more than a folder, or binder-- not that you're bound to it. I dunno. Anyways, to prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. I know, right? PLUSH. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week! If you know what "En Passant" is, then you understand the pattern.
A little fun fact, just between us since you're a reader and actually like to know things--- you're a thinker too. SO, if you have 4 quarters, 4 nickels, 4 dimes, 2 dollar bills, 2 $10 bills, and 16 pennies.... you can play chess on this with those… maybe even make some money with it. There’s a video on it, but I’ll add the picture here too, so you can see that at least. It’s the one with the red border and letters all over it.
One side (dark) goes heads, and the light side is tails. To get heads and tails on the $1 and the $10, just roll them with the face showing, or with the building showing. Why are the heads in the dark? Because the building (Government) keeps the faces of the people there, while it seems to be all light, and move in ways that keep you blinded.
The QUARTERS are the ROOKS that hold the square down and imprison people. Good ol' Georgie boy, serving the castle.
The NICKELS (ol' T.J.) are the KNIGHTS. Everybody loves them, the people's champion, but... well... I'm not here to crush dreams, just to show you a chess trick.
ANYWAYS, FDR (Roosevelt) is on the dime-- the bishop, because the church leaders are the ones who are striking up "the new deals" and navigating this second world war (the war of the mind... 1st body or heaven, 2nd mind, 3rd heaven or body)...
The $10 (or any bill higher than a $1) is the QUEEN. It makes sense to use a $100, but not everyone's down to play with that. Those seem to have all of the power, BUT...
The $1 is the KING. All of the money on the board is rooted in that $1. A QUARTER is a Quarter of $1. The $10 is ten of the $1's.
The PENNIES are pawns. Don't act like you don't know why.
Depending on how much the Queen is worth, if you play for the board, you could make a decent chunk of change--- maybe even get a burger WITH CHEESE if you win!
OH, and if you don't know how to set the pieces up, where the red TAO logo is is where En Passant would take place. Two spaces behind that is where the Black/Dark PEOPLE's Pawn goes... and behind that is the Black/Dark PEOPLE's King on that white square.
Makes you wish you had a laptop. You don't need one, you can just keep change in the bag, and ask people if they have a $10 and a $1 and play for the board. Depending on that queen, you could buy a laptop in a day or two, depending on how many games you win. Win 3 games at $100 per queen, $1 per king, and you've made at least $303 that day. Playing chess. Why 3 games? If you beat someone out of $100, they're probably going to play you again to get it back.
• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China