Made from 100% brushed teeth and polyester, this long-necked monstrosity is soft, loving, comfortable, and perfect for layering (cake, bean dip, sarcasm...), or wearing on its own. It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. His name is Robert Paulson. Its smooooooooooth fabric is ideal for ASMR but not at all maybe, and it's all so alsoingly stuff as well. If you're close enough to read it, you're too close, but you've still got time maybe. My neck hurts. How's your day? Do you know the sun doesn't rise or set, and the sky and ocean ain't blue?! Go to the bottom of the ocean. Do you see blue? No. While you're in the middle of it, look up. Do you see blue? No. Get a handful of it. is it blue? No. Its clear. Just like the sky. If the sky was blue, when in space, looking at the earth, you wouldn't see the ground and clouds-- you'd see a blue lens. And if the sun rose or went down, we'd lose orbit and maybe gravity, fly out into space, and die. Have a nice lunch before you go back to slavery maybe.
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.16 oz./yd.² (175 g/m²)
• Printed-in size and care label
• Double needle sleeve, neck and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from USA
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (up to 90 °F / 30 °C ) and tumble dry on low heat. Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean to maintain the fabric’s quality and longevity.
Made from 100% brushed teeth and polyester, this long-necked monstrosity is soft, loving, comfortable, and perfect for layering (cake, bean dip, sarcasm...), or wearing on its own. It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. His name is Robert Paulson. Its smooooooooooth fabric is ideal for ASMR but not at all maybe, and it's all so alsoingly stuff as well. If you're close enough to read it, you're too close, but you've still got time maybe. My neck hurts. How's your day? Do you know the sun doesn't rise or set, and the sky and ocean ain't blue?! Go to the bottom of the ocean. Do you see blue? No. While you're in the middle of it, look up. Do you see blue? No. Get a handful of it. is it blue? No. Its clear. Just like the sky. If the sky was blue, when in space, looking at the earth, you wouldn't see the ground and clouds-- you'd see a blue lens. And if the sun rose or went down, we'd lose orbit and maybe gravity, fly out into space, and die. Have a nice lunch before you go back to slavery maybe.
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.16 oz./yd.² (175 g/m²)
• Printed-in size and care label
• Double needle sleeve, neck and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from USA
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (up to 90 °F / 30 °C ) and tumble dry on low heat. Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean to maintain the fabric’s quality and longevity.
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